Month: August 2018

On Netflix.

I’m out of any plates to eat on thanks to a mixup where I accidentally let a couple of drunk raccoons into my dishwasher, so this morning I decided to heat up one of my prescription microwave mescaline burritos on an old iPad I had laying around. Something happened with the microwaves and the mescaline

Obama administration approved $200,000 grant to group linked to Al Qaeda haha Recently Obtained Video Footage Shows Former Obama Admin Official Taking Pictures Up Woman’s Skirt he has a braided pony tail haha U.S. Provides $195 Million to Egypt in Military Aid Despite Human Rights Concerns Just Released: Here’s What The FBI Is Hiding About Christopher Steele Exclusive: Donald Trump Jr.

U.S. Army staging a Street Fighter 5 tournament; winner competing at PAX Bee Simulator, A Game About Being A Bee Nerf Is Releasing Overwatch Guns Fortnite Player Wins $86,000, Gets Supportive Dad Speech Videogames Ascend into Musuem Art World… London Spitfire win Overwatch League’s first championship London Spitfire Wins The First Overwatch League Finals, $1,000,000

Samsung, U OK? NYPD pilots flew $4M plane in phallic-shaped route to troll boss No Man’s Sky Planet Has A Giant Sean Murray Face On It No Man’s Sky Planet Has A Giant Sean Murray Face On It Thieves wheel shark out of aquarium in baby stroller… These Slightly Wrong T-Shirts Will Enrage Your Nerdy Friends Papa John Schnatter Takes Papa John’s

Sea of Thieves had their update. In this update you kill skeleton ships with skeletons on them. It’s pretty cool when you have enough teammates (we had 4 ships). Pretty complicated and epic fight.

New details emerged Wednesday about how a mole for the government of communist China managed to stay by Senator Dianne Feinstein’s side for nearly 20 years. Source: Details Surface About Chinese Spy Who Worked For Sen. Feinstein

The NRA Says It’s in Deep Financial Trouble, May Be ‘Unable to Exist’   ^ haha after all those new members? Mismanagement? Judge Ellis Loses Patience with Mueller Prosecutors and Ends Court Early Over Screw-Up  

If you didn’t hate them already… The New York Times Hires An Apparent Racist For Their Editorial Board And That’s Totally Fine

I got a video complete with some gopro action. haha.