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Miamihrrcne
Marine
July 24th, 2012 @ 3:40PM
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Miami
Posts: 803
| Not far off from December and another reason to laugh at "apocalyptic conspiracy theorists" |
DarkShear
Marine
July 24th, 2012 @ 4:09PM
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2003-04-22
Location:
Seattle
Posts: 691
| I love a good apocalypse scare. December cannot come fast enough! |
RowdyRoddyPiper
Nut Job
July 24th, 2012 @ 4:51PM
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2003-06-20
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Nashville TN
Posts: 1675
| the bible says concerning these last days, "If the days were not shortened there would be no flesh left alive" concerning the great tribulation coming (which could actually be an alien apocalypse this year)
So you are not the only one nebu who has noticed this :) everyone i talk to says wow time is flying and its weird ive heard on talk shows, on random conversations with people and customers at work. the timescale really has sped up. the days fly the weeks fly. the months fly.
so i get from the bible theres going to be an event so horrific that its going to kill so many people that god is going to speed up the days literally.....for jesus`s arrival |
Nebuchadnezzar
The King
July 24th, 2012 @ 5:30PM
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2003-03-20
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Irvine, CA
Posts: 3630
| I think the internet made things speed up a whole lot. Life was boring before it. |
Miamihrrcne
Marine
July 24th, 2012 @ 8:11PM
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2004-03-12
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Miami
Posts: 803
| RRR: There is no God and there won't be any apocalypse. |
Trickshot
Peon
July 24th, 2012 @ 8:32PM
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2006-10-22
Location:
Lansing, Michigan
Posts: 357
| It`s so weird to be the first generation of human to have internet your entire life, even if mine did start off as dial-up. |
killer6600
Marine
July 24th, 2012 @ 9:46PM
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2007-06-16
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canada
Posts: 1160
| yeah rrp, no one ever said before the last couple decades "wow july already? seems like yesterday it was new years"
also, bible references point to alien apoc?
you're like a jack in the box that i don't have to crank, you just pop up with hillarity all on your own! |
RowdyRoddyPiper
Nut Job
July 25th, 2012 @ 8:31AM
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2003-06-20
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Nashville TN
Posts: 1675
| Theres a few clues in the bible to something happening thats out of this world ill tell a few here while im waiting for my heroic dungeon to pop :P
"mans hearts will fail them for looking at the things coming upon the earth" Luke 21
In the book of joel it talks about an army coming upon the earth that has never been seen before since the founding of the earth and its so powerful it swarms the entire land, it goes into detail how they go up walls, thru windows and only god stepping in can bring an end to it.
In the bible it ells of a pit opeing up in the earth and fierce creatures coming out of it, not really aliens maybe but definately something to deal with in the end days and why god is speeding up time to make our suffering shorter.
in the book of daniel when daniel the prophet is getting to see all the things happening in the last days he is told to keep secret the final stuff because it wont be revealed until the timing is right. What this could mean is readers of the bible thru the ages would not understand nor would it pertain to them about aliens coming upon the earth. However in this day and age when we are swarmed with alien movies, tv shows, tales from abductees etc. readers of the bible now, this secret of daniel has been revealed and satans plan is revealed...using aliens. Plus one other clue that tells me aliens are in the plans is these tales from abductees......usually only people who dont believe in god are abducted..in the few cases where the person cried out jesus`s name during their event (and who would you call on if you are being tortured? the muslims cry out to allah who do the atheists call out to?) but anyways when they called out to jesus it stopped. That tells me these are wicked angels poising as aliens to form a pretext for aliens existing...
and of the ultimate baddie coming, the antichrist it says he comes with all sorts of lying signs and wonders. I think the antichrist will appear to be an E.T. because all the world will worship him...i dont see an entire planet just worshipping another guy in a suit a politician...sure you have the gullible idiots who will admire the scam artist in the suit but im talking about nearly every living person on the planet. And this antichrist creature will claim he is god and thats when jesus steps in to whoop him. Now kim jong ill claimed he was god....jesus didnt step in to prove him wrong when he did it....many other scum dictators have said they are god too so what makes the antichrist saying it be the epic time when jesus steps in? because this antichrist will really be something unusual and have the people so fooled that him saying he was god would bring about belief from the masses that he really must be god. So ya see.....we are in for some strange sights some crazy things your eyes cant believe are going to happen soon.
and remember i talk about predictive programming alot whats all these movies about these days? aliens. The transformers movies they dont hardly even call them robots or "decepticons or autobots" they refer to them as aliens. Michael bay was going to redo ninja turtles and have them be aliens from space...but it got canned due to nerd rage haha but still...him and stephen spielberg are high members of the illuminati, satans human henchmen and its their jobs to condition us to aliens.
so bet your butt an alien apocalypse could be about to happen
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Miamihrrcne
Marine
July 25th, 2012 @ 8:35AM
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2004-03-12
Location:
Miami
Posts: 803
| I wonder what RRP's excuse is going to be when yet again nothing happens? |
Trickshot
Peon
July 25th, 2012 @ 8:46AM
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2006-10-22
Location:
Lansing, Michigan
Posts: 357
| I heard the bible was off by a couple years because that old stupid book didn`t account for the leap years we`ve been counting. |
Charkoth
Right Wing Extremist
July 25th, 2012 @ 8:47AM
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2003-05-08
Location:
OHIO
Posts: 2207
| People like RRP gives true Christians a bad name. I'm sure he's been trolling all of us all of these years but if he is a true believer he should realize some jokes can go too far. |
mad_dog1
Marine
July 31st, 2012 @ 6:45PM
Registered:
2003-03-26
Location:
Germany - Destroying legends one post at a time
Posts: 583
| its the internet and life is only as boring as you want it to be. i know people who stayed completely away from internet. they traveled the world, saw places, met people and worked in different jobs. for them the past years have a different feel than for us.
its really that we are "office 40+ hours a week - get home to play video games" guys that gnaws time away like crazy fast.
EDITED: 2012-07-31 18:45:36 |
Charkoth
Right Wing Extremist
August 2nd, 2012 @ 1:29PM
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2003-05-08
Location:
OHIO
Posts: 2207
| Good point. I need to travel the world before I'm too old. |
