Category: shlonglor

It was broken for some reason. It’s fixed, yay! http://www.shlonglor.com

Look at this hilarious photo someone made. I don’t drink. I don’t dress like that, they improved me. haha. 2.7M video  

Here’s the 15-year ring ceremony at Disneyland Hotel Christmas Party, 2012.

I’m legally free again to make content so maybe I will make something. Who knows. https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealShlonglor  

28 years ago! haha

Way back in 2008 you all bought things off the baby gift list when she was born!

The sad time has come to reach the 50s. Age 50 now. I started this website when I was 22. haha. I think you get senior discounts at age 55. I met a guy that didn’t know what AFK meant. Here is my Wishlist on Amazon if you want to get anything .  

I’ve made it 4 months (or 9 months) alone. I’m so much richer. The cash is everywhere now. Drowning in it. At worst she was $2,000 a month for “shopping/groceries”. At best $1,000. This is why so many dudes are single now a day + alimony, losing 1/2 your shit. Divorce favors women.

It’s been 10-14 years in the hoarder house since we’ve had a live Christmas tree. I’ve had no experience doing it myself. I got it on the roof of the truck. A costco tree for $86 (what a rip). The mistake I made is I had a lot of rachet straps at home and I

Apparently that’s what I’m going through. Never heard of it.

Just realized I’ve now been on the internet for 30 years! Insane. I still can’t design anything in photoshop haha.

I went to the work gym at least 20 times during the years but. We have a nearby free gym (HOA) and I never went. Finally a kid convinced me to go. I should have been going for 15 years. Oh well! What I don’t like though is the hot chicks are missing. That’s what

Had a terrible break-up last month so I’m just focused on fixing my house after the damage, then I hope to do more here.