Category: Movies

Rampage Movie sucks

The Arcade game they turned into a movie. So bad. The people are supposed to turn into the monsters but instead they had the people BESIDE the monsters. Plus they missed out on the core part of the game which is climbing buildings and smashing them until they fall down. So it was overall not

Evil Dead Rises

So bad. Despite Bruce & Rami being involved, it was just dumb. And even woke. None of the magic of the movies or show made its way into this one. Even the original one “Evil Dead” was better.

Virtuosity

Somehow I missed this movie or forgot it. Russle Crowe vs. Denzel Washington in this cheesy virtual reality type movie with 1995 graphics. It’s a super ripoff of Terminator 2 where he’s basically the unstoppable terminator.

Hey Rambo Fans, try Sisu

I knew from the trailer it would be awesome. It’s a bit unbelievable but highly entertaining. Amazon Prime (or dload) After Nazis steal his gold, an ex-commando turned one-man death squad will go to outrageous lengths to get it back – even if it means killing every last Nazi in his path.

I want some Idiocracy 2

Now that we’re living in Idiocracy where people are banning gas stoves, I’d like a sequel to Idiocracy. You’d think after it did well (eventually), they’d try again. 2020-2023 – Yes people were that dumb Synopsis Corporal Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but

Clerks 3 came out last year

Oops didn’t notice Clerks 3 came out. Not really paying attention. Clerks 2 sure was gross! Jay’s teeth look like total replacements. He meth-headed them out. They remake Clerks 1 again only 30 years later using all the same people who are aged 50-70 now hah I don’t care how old these guys get. I’ll
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