Eye Fuck

I go to a timeshare presentation for a free week. If you’ve never done that before, they have about 3 people that try to get you to buy, then you have to keep saying no while they try to talk you into it. Then you get your free stays. Repeat x decades. I hadn’t done

First live Christmas Tree

It’s been 10-14 years in the hoarder house since we’ve had a live Christmas tree. I’ve had no experience doing it myself. I got it on the roof of the truck. A costco tree for $86 (what a rip). The mistake I made is I had a lot of rachet straps at home and I

Happy Day

Fresh salty tears. I’ll never forget the day in 2016 when he won the last time and work was like a funeral all day while I was laughing inside. Funniest shit ever.

New Garage Door Opener

I got a new (2020) Genie Screwdrive Garage opener and WOW, what a difference. I had a garage door opener that was at least 15+ years old. It was LOUD. Rattle rattle. It got stuck going up/down. The range for the remote was HUMP THE GARAGE. So I ordered this and slowly got it going.

Band: Men I Trust

Wow, it’s not since Flamingosis that I’ve found a band that really speaks to me. I got them off my daughter. Men I Trust. They have a sort of 1970s feel to them. This is exactly my kind of music. But of course I like a ton of other types.      

Online Dating 2024

Click Check on the face (right) on the one that gives you a boner. Hit X on the one that causes it to recoil/invert. Talk about shallow. Facebook dating has some seriously scary people. My line is “no thanks, i’d rather be single.”
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