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Sunday, December 3rd, 2017SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress becomes Ingress prime in 2018
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on December 3rd, 2017 @ 12:31AM

Sounds lame



Wednesday, July 6th, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

1 Second of Fame!
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 6th, 2016 @ 5:32PM

From 28 to 29 seconds, it's me. 1 second of fame.


Friday, May 27th, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

Niantic raises $5 million to forge ahead with Pokémon Go
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on May 27th, 2016 @ 11:57AM

5/26 - The beta came out for US to people who were invited. I'm up to level 4 of 20. haha. I've never played ANY pokemon. I don't know if I'll stick with it or not.

Continue reading "Niantic raises $5 million to forge ahead with Pokémon Go" ...


Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress bans guy who gets stalked
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on February 2nd, 2016 @ 12:59PM


The guy lives in Spain and has this guy that stalks him like mad. Follows him around in real life. He tried to go to the courts but that didn't work out and laws prevent him from filming the guy stalking him (Go Spain). So Ingress people BAN him (2nd time) over his stalker.


Monday, February 1st, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress Live Even canceled because of Zika Virus
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on February 1st, 2016 @ 4:18PM

Official Post


Friday, January 8th, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on January 8th, 2016 @ 2:34PM

Did 11 hours straight of ingress/walking at dland. Like 10-13 miles.


Tuesday, January 5th, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

A portal about me!
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on January 5th, 2016 @ 5:12PM


Thursday, October 22nd, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress Cop Stories
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 22nd, 2015 @ 12:56PM


Thursday, October 15th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Niantic Labs Raises $20 Million to Turn the World Into An Augmented Reality Playground
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 15th, 2015 @ 8:28AM

Story - I'm not playing that one but I hope the main game gets better haha.


Monday, September 14th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress - Car chases me in the College Campus Courtyards (NO CARS ALLOWED).
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on September 14th, 2015 @ 12:26PM

When we last ran into Nebu, an old lady chased him for 1+ hours until the cops got her. She asked me if I worked here. I said WHERE? She said HEREEEEEEEEE. I was in front of a park at 12:30 a.m. on my bike.

TODAY's story is. I was at the nearby college campus and some guy got his car and was driving through the middle of campus WHERE THE CARS DONT GO, chasing me. (THIS GUY WASN'T EVEN A PLAYER) First he blocked me off like a cop car and a suspect, turning across me. I went around him, he did u-turns and started following with his nose right behind me. I went over to his window and he just looked at me. He looked like an arab guy with a tank top and chains like a who knows what. I gave him the what's up signal. He said nothing and just looked at me. Fucking WANNA BE COP or something. Fucker watches too much tv. So he just continues on behind me, I made him do several more uturns. Finally I went over to his window again. He was really pissing me off. He finally rolled his window down. I said WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM. He said "you can't be here." I said who are you? He had no answer. I said I'm calling the cops. And I went and pushed the emergency campus button. The guy ran for it. But I got a video of his plate. I submitted it to the campus cops.

You probably blew up his guardian haha.

Seriously though Arabs are the worst freaking drivers in the world. We have so many of them on my campus (amazing that yours didn't have personalized plates) do the most illegal shit you've ever seen while driving. I think if I had the choice between living in a ghetto black culture or Arab culture I'd choose the ghetto blacks because they freaking make some sort of sense to me.

- 2015-09-14 07:51:43

I don't play it, but I love Ingress stories! It's hilarious how stupid and nosy people are. This guy has nothing else to do but sit in his car watching people in the middle of the night?

- 2015-09-14 09:31:51

This guy wasn't even a player. Just some random idiot. I mailed the police with this picture. No response yet. I'm hoping they don't say what were you doing there at 11 pm haha.

- 2015-09-14 11:28:22

this is what you get when people are told to be vigilant all the time

the american life is now make money, shop, keep your eyes open for suspicious activity

- 2015-09-14 15:10:20


Thursday, September 10th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress Company + Pokemon create...
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on September 10th, 2015 @ 1:20AM

We've been hoping someone makes a better game with the same real world stuff.


Thursday, July 23rd, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

85 million Experience, (AP in Ingress)
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 23rd, 2015 @ 5:55PM

The game caps out at level 16, at 40 million experience. I got level 16 a YEAR ago now and they've never added more levels. I now have enough for TWO level 16 players. Or I have enough for 70, level 8 characters, which is about as useful as a level 16 because they added about 0 benefits to being level 16 (increased recharge range, and some added energy/mana).

I'm also one of the FEW people that have 7 rows to their badges. Most are on row 4, 5 or 6. I'm only missing 2 badges. One badge is pay $80 and do a 6 hour physical fitness event. Sounds horrible. The other badge was handed out at some event ONE day in Spain last year. Good luck on that one.

I'm going to try for 100 million AP. Pointlessly of course. Last time I played ahead of level 8, and got an instant level 13 pretty much wile most were stuck way below me. Then I beat everyone to level 16, only to get NOTHING for it. They aren't really good at rewarding people for leveling up. There's 1000x things they could have done but never did.

Pick blue, if you pick green you're dead to me. You're not even a person.

Pick blue, if you pick green you're dead to me. You're not even a person.

Hahaha, that just made my day!

- 2015-07-24 08:08:13

I love green and blue colors but in this case, the green players help support the aliens while the blues fight them. Think V. Also the green players are a bunch of hippy psychotics IRL. Seriously a bunch of freaks. I've met maybe 10 normal ones and the rest are like people you'd never want to know in real life.

- 2015-07-24 10:27:17


Saturday, July 4th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress Story
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 4th, 2015 @ 12:39PM


ivehadnoduisforthreeweeks wrote: - 2015-07-04 12:39:54


Some players were taking over territory that belonged to concentration camps.


Monday, May 18th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress: The Mountain
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on May 18th, 2015 @ 10:33AM

Ingress (google gps game) has missions created play players. You know you're lazy when the players have to create the content in the game. Anyway. I was trying to do a mission where you climb this mountain. I had so much problems. I was wearing jeans, trying to drag my heavily backpack and bike up the mountain. I had to keep stopping and laying down for a while. Maybe I'm sick or something. But that's one mission that was not worth it.

I had planned on doing one mission on the way up and the next on the way down, because there were 3 missions. But due to the dumb system, it goes, oh you missed a point way back down the mountain. so I only got 1 mission done.

Then there was a snake on the path. F that!


Tuesday, March 31st, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress April Fools' Pac Man
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on March 31st, 2015 @ 9:50AM


Thursday, January 15th, 2015SUGGEST NEWS

Need your help at Ingress (Iphone or Android)
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on January 15th, 2015 @ 12:03PM

They pulled a Zynga/Facebook scam where I have to invite people and they have to reach level 3 (easy) for me to get a badge. Otherwise I'm stuck with a lame badge for the rest of my life.

If you're able to do that for me, email me at expectnothing@gmail.com, I'll send you an invite

Picture of the badge

Wow many, why spend time advancing that crappy badge? I'm about done with Ingress...it's turning into a giant pyramid scheme and these efforts to promote users to go out and grow their userbase, users to create "Missions" or content for them, and users to submit all their portals for them is pretty shady to me.

I haven't bothered getting the Submit new Portals, Missions or Recruit badges. People who go crazy over those badges....are crazy.

- 2015-01-16 06:46:24

yeah I have a frog near me who already made a dummy account and was out lvl-ing it to 3 at 2:30 AM. Cheaters everywhere. I took screen shot but I doubt anyone give a crap. This game is slowly or fast down hill.

- 2015-01-16 07:04:19


Thursday, December 18th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

Rank #89 Worldwide, #13th Worldwide to Level 16 (Ingress)
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on December 18th, 2014 @ 10:14AM

  • 12/18- 2,000 people have completed my missions now. (or 2,000 completions by some people doing multiples)
  • Game is worst cheated game ever in history. Yesterday we got (2) win traders, one on each side, swapping portals. They almost never do anything against cheaters.
Continue reading "Rank #89 Worldwide, #13th Worldwide to Level 16 (Ingress)" ...

I'm still amazed you made L16 so quick. It's mainly because you play in a big city like all the top players. I'm playing 4-6 hours a day driving around and I'm still 3 months from Level 16 in a best case scenario.

Still only 159 people at L16 atm.

I've easily spent $5000 in gas alone playing this game haha.

Ohh and I've been pulled over 3 times in the past 10 days while playing. So many runins with the cops I don't even feel a thing when I see the flashing lights in my rear view.

EDITED: 2014-12-09 15:21:45

- 2014-12-09 15:14:37


Friday, September 26th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on September 26th, 2014 @ 10:11AM

My hotel has 6 portals. I was able to hit (3) portals from the kids swimming area. I was sitting in a pool of water while looting 3 portals with a waterproof case on my phone. Awesome times!

They added missions to the game


Thursday, August 14th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

Made the Ingress Report #3
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on August 14th, 2014 @ 12:10PM

Made the video again. At 4 seconds in, pause it and you can see my bike laying on its side on the left and me sitting down in brown shorts.


Thursday, July 31st, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

I made the Ingress Report
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 31st, 2014 @ 10:51AM

5:38 - You can see me sitting on the ground in the top left with a backpack beside me. My bike on it's side is also right in the front.


Saturday, July 26th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

Ingress Live Event Today @ San Diego
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 26th, 2014 @ 11:08PM

Today they had a special in-person game event by the creators of the game. Everyone was to meet up at 1pm in downtown San Diego. But the problem was that was comic con day. So the place was a mad house. I decided to take the train. I don't know if I came out ahead or behind. It was $52 vs. 180 miles of driving + parking. I took my bike and I don't know if the bike would have made it both ways. It fell off on the way to the train station. Luckily, it wasn't damaged. Phew. Then before I left the power went off while I was trying to get ready. And after that, as I'm leaving there's 2 cop cars, another cop car, cops all over re-directing us on the wrong side of the road. From what I could see, there was NO reason whatsoever. Thanks aholes.

I get on the train and actually got a great seat. Then I end up with a whole Mexican family on me. Which is better than a lot of other people ended up with. Some couldn't even sit. At one stop, 2 green players (other side got on). They didn't pick me out at all, probably disguised by the Mexican family. I notice one guy is wearing GOOGLE GLass. HAHAHAH. The 2 dudes bicker on the way down. (get a room fellas). At the end, I walk out and said GOOD LUCK NEWBS. Cuz they were.

I then had to meet up with the group solo at some park. But the GPS wasn't doing anything. I was going around all the wrong places until I found someone to follow. The blue group seemed pretty big. I was impressed. We then moved to the main event area near the Aircraft Carrier in San Diego. Then we discover we're outnumbered like 10-1. It was nuts. We were swallowed up by hordes of green players. Ug. Being outnumbered is something that I'm used to. I played outnumbered for 1 year, 5 months or so. We're finally pulling ahead in Irvine.

The game people then gathered people for a picture and gave some sort of speech. They should have had a megaphone cuz no one could hear them. They then passed out these packets which there were not all enough to go around. That left me pretty sad because the main reason I came was to get a special badge for my profile.

We had a lot of cool people from my team show up. I was really satisfied with my teammates. I saw a few nerdy people but otherwise there wasn't anyone I disliked. That's why blue is a better team. Their team was full of so many aholes.

After that, they sent us off. The people running it were cool and gave me a map. I set off, losing my group completely. I just wandered around and discovered every few feet was a PACK of 20 bad guys. Blah. I needed 126 unique portal hacks so I just focused on that, then worked my way up to where people said they were. I found my group eventually.

At stop 1, there was about 8 of us vs. 20-40+. It was nuts. We actually did pretty well, I think we won that corner, haha.

Stop 2, was next to Petco stadium which was horrible. There was no reception, and where I ended up it was just me vs. 25 green players. I took a couple of portals and held them but otherwise didn't accomplish much.

By that time it's like 3pm and I went to Del Taco. I used my new awesome bike lock to lock it in the ghetto so I could go to the bathroom. That place has no bathrooms. I got my tacos to go and found my group again. Stop 3 was at a corner of the college. The off-sides teams continued where it ended up being maybe 20 of us vs, 40-50 ? greens. We won that one too! Some people said that many of the greens were just family members and weren't actually playing. Who knows. I've always beat tons of greens by myself. Maybe they suck? haha.

Stop 4, it started to get ugly. The game devs would hide some packets for people to find with clues and then you'd take a picture and send it to your team to decode. Well our bike group found a packet, and there's only 1 to find. The big group of green started swearing and complained a whole bunch. I thought maybe we grabbed it while they were on it and they didn't notice it. But when I asked that, they said no. So then this where this giant nerdy ginger guy kept following our guy with the packet, trying to take pictures of the codes. Our guy was like BACK OFF. Get away with me, well captain nerd didn't give up. Our guy goes off to a corner, and captain beardless red beard goes and is hanging his phone over the guys shoulder down into his lap to try to take a picture. He didn't notice and I told him that was the perfect time to slap his phone out of his hand. OH well. Our guy, who was a BIG guy, got mad and went charging into the pack of 20+ greens, pretending to take pictures of the redbeard guy, and making fun of him. That's when we got a mouthy green girl (they all seem to be that way) tell him to walk away. Why didn't she use that fat mouth on the fat body to tell her own guy to get away from us. The stupid red guy was trying to cheat by taking pictures of our codes we found. This is how those aholes play. That's why over 22 of them in our area alone have been reset for cheating, while only 1 in our area has been reset. Dirty fux. During the event, one guy who was banned only 3 days ago was covering us all in giant fields. This game has more cheating than any game in history including FPS.

These green guys were so annoying. We'd gather in our teams/groups and then these green guys would stand in our group or hover over us the whole time trying to listen in. That's the kind lame shit they do to me in my own town with their play. We kept saying, get away from us. A few times people listened but most of the time they refused. If they're outnumbering 10-1, why do they gotta be aholes. At this one corner, this green guy on a bmx bike goes out into the middle of the street in traffic and does these lame attention whore tricks on his bike in a very dangerous manner. Way to go attention whore.

So after that, we go to 1 more stop where we won again as far as I know. Then the event is over and it's time for the after party.

The after part was actually super awesome. It's better than most parties I've gone to. They had great free food. A free drink. They had ingress theme inside. They gave me my badge finally I was complaining about earlier. They had books with the lore. They had contests etc. I give their party 10/10. Unfortunely the whole place was full of green people with a small pocket of blue. So the party guests could have been improved. One of our players said, man it stunk so bad I had to leave. hahaha. I had to leave early to catch my train.

It was a pretty cool event. I'd go again. The actual gameplay of the fights is super super super super boring. Imagine 60 people on top of 2 portals firing and replacing/fixing all in silence. It's soooo awkward having that many people with 0 reactions. Their side got a portal and they didn't even cheer or anything. That game is weird as hell to play in groups. I was imagining I'd bike all around and fight over all these portals but the areas they picked were so small that every portal has 20 people on it. But the people who can't bike need to be able to walk there so I guess that's how it is.

Their company did a really great job on their event. Turns out we lost the whole overall event by a few points. But we were very close and could have possibly won, some say with better cell reception. I was just after a badge so whatever!


Wednesday, June 18th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

I'm an Ingress GOD!
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on June 18th, 2014 @ 12:49AM

I'm sending a fucking message! 5 hours.

  • 600 links (between portals)
  • 230 portals owned
  • 390 fields (triangle between 3 portals)


Friday, June 6th, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on June 6th, 2014 @ 1:33AM

I just might be addicted.

The very bottom left HEART area is another player, but the rest is me.


Wednesday, May 21st, 2014SUGGEST NEWS

I am King of Irvine!
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on May 21st, 2014 @ 11:20AM

I biked around for 3 hours, until 2 a.m. and made this huge mess. I rule the town! The bottom left portion of 15 portals is 2 other players. The rest is me.

Here is a basic intro to the game.


Tuesday, October 29th, 2013SUGGEST NEWS

111 KM
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 29th, 2013 @ 1:42PM

I've walked/biked 111 KM in 3 weeks.


Friday, September 20th, 2013SUGGEST NEWS

Tales from the Parking Lot
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on September 20th, 2013 @ 11:37AM

I spend an hour a day or so in the parking lot walking between the two portals looting. Ingress

  • 9/19 - Someone dropped some socks outside their car. It sat in the same parking spot for 3 days. Looks like they rarely clean the parking lot area. So I kicked them out into the lane. Now they get ran over 1,000 times a day and I laugh.
  • 9/2013 - Found $20!


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