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Pass the Bread: some Mercedes Fucker stole my bread
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on February 28th, 2017 @ 10:59AM
Even when they're not in their cars, Mercedes drivers are assholes. I go to the store with my daughter to get some sour dough Bread. I pick out 2 loaves. I get to the cash register and I get some total moron who is so slow, ALL of the other lanes drained of people while she is still trying to check people out in the damn express lane.
So this Mercedes guy didn't get the correct change because NO ONE can count change in the 2000s anymore. So he showed his hand of change to the girl and didn't even say anything. She stops to look and realizes her mistake. What a total ass. He could have at least said "oh my change is wrong" and been polite about it, but he did it in a condescending asshole manner as Mercedes Drivers come out of the womb. So then he leaves.
I get to the part where I pay and-and I'm like where's my bread. It's completely missing. Apparently, the bagger who was mentally incapacitated had given the bread to the Mercedes guy OR the Mercedes guy grabbed it and ran because he was pissed about his change and the length of the line. How the fuck do you wander off with 2 giant loaves of Sour Dough bread and not realize it. I wasn't able to catch him and what's super lame is we sat there for a while picking out which bread we wanted so we had to get the leftovers. Fucking Mercedes drivers. I thought about chasing his car down. GIVE ME BACK MY BREAD!COMMENTS | BREAD | DIGG
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