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|Saturday, July 16th, 2016||SUGGEST NEWS|
Bmw Drivers are Aholes - 7/16
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 16th, 2016 @ 10:25PM
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|Tuesday, February 26th, 2013||SUGGEST NEWS|
F-ing BMW Owners
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on February 26th, 2013 @ 3:08PM
I was biking to work yesterday. This Indian guy was doing like 65+ to make a light in a 45 mph. I crossed the street with enough room. Then the guy starts honking at me, for even trying it. I flipped him off. First time I've flipped off a car on a bike.
So, on the way to work, this asshole was cutting everyone off and swerving in the lanes. When he almost crashed into me I honked at him, stupidass and THEN, he proceeds to keep doing more of the same to everyone so no one wanted to pass him. and THEN, When I finally passed him he had the nerve to BLOW ME A KISS. OMFG I wanted to drag him out of the car and kick his ass. - Jenny @ Work
|Saturday, December 27th, 2008||SUGGEST NEWS|
New Mercedes Feature Alerts Sleepy Drivers
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on December 27th, 2008 @ 12:01AM
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|Monday, March 5th, 2007||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on March 5th, 2007 @ 10:10PM
I saw a BMW with Flavor7 on his plate. Yo yo yo flavor7 kickin' it in the fast lane!
Bimmer1. There's this ahole from West Virginia with a BMW. He sits and parks out on the red curb for 4 hours in the dark and doesn't turn on his parking lights on at all. One time I was coming around the corner in the fog and nearly ran into his car. He also parks it in the middle of the road, not even near the curb in the DARK/Fog. If he parked against the curb and turned on his parking lights it wouldn't be so bad. He isn't ever even unloading anything, he's just too lazy to park. Classic BMW person.
He has a garage but never uses it. I even saw him parking twice in someone else's carport. He probably has the only BMW in West Virginia. He's a white guy with a really ugly asian girlfriend. One time he tried to race me on a street but lost really bad. I hate that guy so bad. I moved away and I'm turning in my apartment tomorrow so I never have to see him again hopefully. HATE THAT GUY.COMMENTS (1) | BMW/MERCEDES AHOLES | DIGG
|Saturday, December 9th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on December 9th, 2006 @ 6:02PM
|Monday, October 30th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 30th, 2006 @ 12:18PM
There were 2 lanes turning left. The light turned green to turn left and both lanes started to go left. Just then a Mexican lady in a SUV ran the light in front of them causing both lanes to have to jam on the brakes. She went through right in front of them, having NO idea what she just did and continued on. The cars could have easily not seen her then she plows into a bunch of innocent cars. So if they crashed, she woulda got what she deserved but the innocent people would have got hit. While by avoiding the accident, she has no clue what she did, wasn't punished, and probably will keep doing it.
Person two: Asian Female + SUV + BMW + Cell phone. Talking on the phone, just immediately cuts into the right lane totally screwing some guy over. He layed on the horn. What a winning combo.COMMENTS (2) | BMW/MERCEDES AHOLES | DIGG
|Wednesday, October 11th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Driving Altercation: BMW
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 11th, 2006 @ 7:33PM
So I was driving down the 405, and this BMW cuts over right into me left at last second into my lane. I had to emergency cut over to the left lane to dodge her. Had there been anyone in the left lane I would have had to massive brake to get in behind her. I noticed she was talking on a CAR Phone with a cord going to the middle console.
BMW + Bitch + Cell/Car Phone = Winning Combo.
I flipped her off as she went by and she had this I don't know what just happened look. She had no clue she nearly killed me because she was on her cell phone. She didn't even look when cutting left.
So I get up to the stoplight and I notice the dumb slut behind me. Big mistake. I sat at the light when it was green for a LONG Time. Several cars when by on the right. I bet the dumb slut forgot it was even me on the freeway. I finally went and she tried to pass me on the right. I cut over and blocked her. She tried go to left, I blocked that. I eventually LET her get in the right lane.
She pulled up next to me and I kissed my hand and blew her a kiss. She probably thought I was hitting on her. I followed it up with a flipoff. haha.
We then went, I went up a ways and turned right. Then I floored it and I was gone. I looked back and she was barreling super fast in the slow lane.
GO EMPOWERED WOMEN!
Just when she got up to pass me on the right, I cut over and blocked it and she had 0 pass. Then I went along in front of her and cut over into the left lane (to go straight vs. turn) at the last second.
She went by and flipped me off on the way by. I was flipping her off at the same time.
Then she got to the front of the turn lane, the light turned green, and she just sat there. I was like I FUCKING BUSTED HER MIND. HAHAHAH. SHE'S SO PISSED SHE CAN'T DRIVE.
So she sits there and waits until I in the left lane behind a bunch of cars goes past her. She got really lucky or there would have been someone behind her honking at her not turning.
Just as I go by, she's hanging her finger out at me flipping me off. But I countered with "FUCKING DIE BITCH."
The end. I wouldn't have done anything different.
Update: OK I realized I forgot to hit the air horn on her as I went by. That woulda made her jump.
I'm a real man, I pick on bitches! haha. She was actually kinda cute. She's used to guys wanting her. Well I didn't want her dumb ass.
I wondered if she would just follow me around after that. I've had that happen 3 times already. The counter move is to just out run them or pass them, or one time I just kept doing circles until they got bored and left. So funny.
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|Thursday, October 5th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on October 5th, 2006 @ 10:05PM
|Tuesday, August 29th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on August 29th, 2006 @ 5:04AM
Asian Female driving BMW super slow about 40 mph. I finally got around her and kept weaving back and forth into whatever lane she picked to screw her over.
I was going along and some BMW jerk talking on his cellphone cut over in front of me to take a left turn at the last second. I air horned him.
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|Tuesday, January 24th, 2006||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on January 24th, 2006 @ 1:02PM
Link - BMW driver intentionally clipped John Royston in a parking lot, the man says.COMMENTS (2) | BMW/MERCEDES AHOLES | DIGG
|Thursday, December 15th, 2005||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on December 15th, 2005 @ 1:38PM
I counted 15 BMWs on the way home, and I bet it missed like 30. That's how common they are.
On the way home I totally lost to a BMW. I worked my way through the cars and got up to where I was going to be first in line but the BMW left of me just pushs his way in front of me. I had a choice to either brake and let him in, or get rammed. So I let him in. Then the f-er drives slow as can be and blocks me (like I do to other people). But there was no reason for him to do that to me.
Dumb chick in a Mercedes SUV pulls out in front of me as I'm going super fast in the right lane. Then she went down the MIDDLE of two lanes so I couldn't pick either lane to pass her. I blew the horn.COMMENTS (3) | BMW/MERCEDES AHOLES | DIGG
|Sunday, November 20th, 2005||SUGGEST NEWS|
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on November 20th, 2005 @ 2:01AM
I was driving along on a 4 lane. A BMW 330i in the left lane was going slow so I pass him on the right, he speeds up and tries to prevent me from passing him, as the lines were about to merge. His nose was about 1/2 way behind me on the left and he wanted me to break and get in behind him. The front of my car was a foot or less away from a truck ahead of me. I forced him to give up and get behind or hit me. If he would have hit me, the accident would have been his fault because he would have hit me from behind. I won.
So then I do some passes, he follows, then we get side by side. He raced me and I completely owned him then pulled in front of him in his lane as a total dick move.
Then I got besides a crappy minivan at 2 lights. Both times they took off very slow when the light hit green and so did I. Then I drove exactly beside them forever at like 30-40 when normal speed is like 60 mph+ hahahaha. He had to drive behind both of us and there was nothing he could do. Then after making him sit behind me for ever I floored it and left him way back in the dust.
Don't f with me BMW.COMMENTS (8) | BMW/MERCEDES AHOLES | DIGG
|Friday, November 18th, 2005||SUGGEST NEWS|
BMW got owned!
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on November 18th, 2005 @ 2:28PM
Ouch. How would you even fix that.
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