Life is all about Pizza. Your life can be defined as
the time when you're not eating Pizza. While most guys have girls on their mind I have
girls AND pizza on my mind. Pizza Pizza Pizza Girls Girls Pizza Pizza!
My friends found that Pizza is always on my mind. They don't even have to ask what I want.
I got them trained!
I'll drive miles to get it!
Sometimes I drive 90 miles down to my old city in San Diego just to eat Pizza. There
is this great place and you can't get Pizza like it anywhere else. The place
has been there over 20 years and it's funny that 10+ years of not living there I can
still go back anytime and eat there.
I can't get enough of it!
At one point my dream was to be able to eat Pizza 3 times a day every day. I was able
to finally try that out in 1995 when I went to Warp!'s place in North Dakota and worked
at his Fruit Stand for 2 weeks. I ate Pizza every day for multiple days! It was
great! No I didn't get sick of it. I'd eat it every day
if I could. It's too expensive =) Some of my friends break down and say oh I'm sick of
Pizza I don't want anymore but not me. Skullder can actually hang with me and gets
it even more than I want =)
I used to be able to eat a whole Large Pizza but now I eat it all but 2 slices =)
Speed Dial Baby!
I got them on Speed Dial for emergencies baby. Usually all it takes is someone bragging
that they have Pizza now and I have to have it.
Prices in things can be measured by how many Pizzas they are worth. Such as
a cellphone payment is about 2 Pizzas a month! You should always consider
how many pizzas you are giving up when buying something.
Some people think any crap pizza is good. While some masters as myself know good
Pizza from bad Pizza.
I want it to be cheaper and I want to be able to make it at home. I heard of one rich
guy who put a Pizza place in his home and franchised it just so he could do it himself
with ingredients from the chain.
I want the thing from Back to the Future 2 where you put the packet in the machine and
out pops the Pizza like 10 seconds later.
At one point my dream was to marry a girl that worked at a Pizza place so I could get
free Pizza but I guess it would be smarter to just marry a rich girl who can
buy you Pizza =) You wouldn't want a girl from a pizza place anyway =)
Top Pizza Places
#1 Non Chains
Pizza Places Comments
You need to find some place that is a family run business that makes
all their stuff fresh and themselves. You will pay way more for these Pizzas usually
but they are worth it. You may have to try a lot of crappy places before you find
a good one. I only know of 2 total places in California that are good.
I've bought 1000s of Pizzas from Dominos. They deliver. To me they are
the best places of any of the chains. Their Cinnastix are good too. Get Original
Crust. Always check the box before the Pizza guy gets away. They often screw up
my order but they always send me a new one so it's all good. At one point I had
a private line for ordering Dominos for about 5 years. One time the girl on the
phone actually asked me how I had that number. She said it was their special
phone line or something. haha. Back in the late 1980s they had a promotion
where they gave cups with "Avoid the Noid" I still have those and use them all the
time. They're my favorite cups.
#3 Little Ceasars
This is what I call poor people Pizza.
It's for people who can't afford Dominos which was me all through High School and
College. It's cheap and isn't as good as Dominos. I've ate tons of their Pizza. What you
do is order 2 slices. They are 1/2 a Medium Pizza. If you order it right before closing they often
just give you a whole medium pizza for like $3 because to make 2 slices they have
to just throw away the other half of the pizza so they just give it to you instead. You have to find the right place to do this for you, jerky ones won't do it. I used to go there
so much I knew the Managers by name and I just said "the usual" and they got me
my order. I get Slice Slice (not the faggoty square ones) with Pineapple on it.
I know just as much as the employees at that place. At one point I knew
all the times for the Pizzas and the procedures they had to make them. Crazy Bread
and Sauce is also ok but it sure stinks.
Good Chains and Bad Chains
The Chain Pizza places are unrealiable. They are all supposed to make the same Pizza
but they don't. You may get one that makes crappy pizza but if that is the only
one around there's nothing you can do.
Whatever you do, don't get the Chicken by the Pizza Chains. It's 100 years old. I've
had several people from chains tell me all about that crap and how old it is and how long
it sits there.
What to Order
They have great crust and cheese but I HATE their sauce. It sucks. It
leaves a horrible aftertaste.
Pizza Hut sucks. I've ate a lot of their Pizzas because for
a while it was the only Pizza in town. It's oily, they screw up your order 80% of
the time and it's just not worth it. Dominos owns them.
Man that crap is the worst. I don't see how anyone likes it but
sadly they do. My work gets that all the time and I hate it! The cheese sucks,
the sauce sucks, the crust sucks. If you like Round Table you're a fool.
Mall Pizza usually sucks but what can you do.
Frozen or Bake Yourself Pizza
Yuppie Pizza is what I call this certain style of Pizza that they call Pizza but
really isn't. It's crappy thin crust with horrible cheese and sauce and you usually
find it at Italian Resteraunts, Bars, Malls, or other places that don't sell Pizza as their
primary food. Yuppie Pizza sucks! Crap on a slice of bread.
My Pizzas are always Cheese and one Topping: Pineapple. The first time you hear that it's
like WTF that's nasty but once you try it you will be hooked. I got all my friends eating
that exclusively. I hate vegitables and don't eat meat so I don't get that crap.
You need to find Coupons. If you don't have a Coupon you get the
shaft from them on prices. Luckily living in apartments I always get plenty of
coupons whether I want them or not.
Make sure you Tip the Pizza guy. tipthepizzaguy.com
is the authority on this subject. Read up. I always give $2.
I think it sucks. Some people like that crap or Frozen pizzas but not me. About the
best I have come up with (and eat often) is go to the store and get Bobili Italian
Breadshells. Put Prego Tomato Sauce (original) and get some Motz cheese and put it
in a toaster oven. It's great!
There is the optimum tempature to eat Pizza. I'm not sure what it is but
you have to get it so it's not too hot or too cold. When I used to pick them
up rather than have them deliver I would have the driving distance mapped out
so I knew the exact stop light to begin eating my Pizza to get it just right.
But Pizza is Bad for you!
Make sure you kick people in the nuts for saying this, even if they don't