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Friday, July 14th, 2017SUGGEST NEWS

The knife That Does It All! : Autine Leuku
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 14th, 2017 @ 1:41AM

Amazing! It's a $550+ knife though.

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Wednesday, July 12th, 2017SUGGEST NEWS

Bathroom Experience of Nightmares
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 12th, 2017 @ 9:38PM

I went into the work bathroom and the floor was all wet. There was a caution, wet floor sign. So you're like oh ok., someone just mopped. So there was a pool of something under the urinal but the caution sign was far away from it so you wouldn't expect it was referring to the urinal.

So you do the classic thing you do when there's nasty stuff be low a urinal, stand with a wide stance. It was then I started to smell pee. Then it was like one of those horror movies where the person is standing in blood and realize they're standing in blood and someone was murdered. Then they scream.

THE ENTIRE FLOOR WAS COVERED IN CLEAR PEE! It wasn't water. It was all pee. NO one mopped. It was all pee. I said to the person behind me waiting, I think there's pee all over here, so he did his best to get in there and use it. But it was too late for all of us.

We had walked into the bathroom of nightmares where it looked like someone had pulled their dick out and spun in circles peeing.

So I got back to my desk, then I'm like why do I smell pee. I didn't realize that EVERY wet spot was pee, not just the part under the urinal.

Fucking A. I got out the cleaning wipes on my shoes and warned my buddies. HEY BROS, ALERT, SAVE YOURSELVES. I was too traumatized to fill out a facilities ticket.


'We had walked into the bathroom of nightmares where it looked like someone had pulled their dick out and spun in circles peeing.'

I rarely laugh, dare I say, out loud, but that one made me actually laugh.

BloodClot
- 2017-07-13 02:38:20


I'm seeing this more and more. It's the fall of western civilization in action.

Meanwhile, I recently stopped standing up to pee (when at home) to avoid even the slightest bit of splash getting anywhere.

Gamelore
- 2017-07-13 09:53:57

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Tuesday, July 11th, 2017SUGGEST NEWS

Wellington Electrical Fire on Street
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 11th, 2017 @ 11:07AM

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Tuesday, July 4th, 2017SUGGEST NEWS

I
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on July 4th, 2017 @ 3:21PM

work with someone whose voice sounds exactly like her. I can close my eyes and hear her. haha.

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