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Friday, March 11th, 2016SUGGEST NEWS

Official Grand Theft Auto V Thread
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzar on March 11th, 2016 @ 10:18PM

GTA : Don't text and drive

GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 HAS NOW SOLD 54 MILLION COPIES

This movie is just crazy. I would have gone up on the hill and watched, not waiting until the end of the video.

  • 11/6 - Got 100% a month or so back. Check out this amazing video of the new version here
  • 9/22 - Working my ass off. Just a few more things to complete. I'm at 97%. I just started turning off the sound and letting the kids watch and not killing anything and just doing the non violent stuff.
  • 9/16 - 93%
  • 9/15 - Beat the game finally. Now I'm working on 100%. Super awesome game. I'd love to try all the mission options I said no to.
  • 9/12 - GTA for PC/XBOX JUAN/PS4 - Wow it looks so much better. Man I want to play that one instead of my version. I guess what I'll do is wait for it to be on PC, then wait for it be cheap. Then get it a 2nd time and play all the heists and choices I didn't play the first time around.
  • 9/10 - I spent $200,000 out fitting 2 cars and then they just disappear only to never see them again. Looks like the same lame way it's always worked is if you ever don't have your car parked in the garage it's gone. Also I switched between characters and lost one car. When I switched back it was gone.
  • 9/9 - Playing GTA every day. I wish I had higher resolution. I guess I would love a PC version. The game is so funny. It's so much better than GTA IV.

    I switch to Trevor and he's drunk on the train tracks. He has to dodge a train coming. I hit a button he gets on the train. Then I ride on top of the train. I put some sticky bombs on the train engine and went to the back cars and blew it, only to discover the whole train blew up. hahaha.

    I try to steal a car and the passenger punches me and pushes me out. Then this old lady cusses me out and the things she said just had me rolling.

  • The missions are super epic and cool. I'm not a fan of the radio stations though :(
  • 9/4 - I'm plugging away. The randomness is both interesting and annoying. I jumped out of the back of a taxi and for some reason that gave me one cop star. Then I kept running and that gave me 2. I'm going what did I even do to start this off?
    I was trying to kill a guy on a motorcycle guy head on, I missed him and went flying off a cliff in my car. haha.
  • 9/3 - I went to Santa Monica pier in real life and in the game and it was amazing how close it was. I could see everything that we did when we went and places we stopped.
  • 8/31 - GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 GETTING UPDATED SOUNDTRACKS FOR NEW VERSIONS - I finally decided to continue playing.
  • 3/14 - Life in Grand Theft Auto Sure Is Hell for NPCs


  • 12/10 - OMG if you fill up the stripper's like bar, they offer to go home with you or offer a "double" dance with 2 girls. haha. SOLD IN WALMART/TARGET! :)
  • 12/9 - I like this game a whole lot more than IV. I did my first robbery and this dumbass I recruited crashed and lost 1M. haha. Oops. I almost wish I reloaded a save. WoW the Strip Club is both hilarious and shocking. Completely topless. Parents need to be shown that part before they buy the game for their kids. haha. isn't that what they got in trouble for that pulled San Andreas from shelves? The Sex Game. I guess when you hide it, it's bad, but when it's on there out in the open it's ok. The difference is, in San Andreas you're jamming buttons to have sex (which they didn't show that clearly), while in this one, you're just getting a lap dance. hahaha. The graphics look kinda crappy on the Xbox, I'm sure on the PC version, the tits will look much more high res! haha.
  • 12/4 - I just started Monday. I'm about 4% into the game. The car controls are way better than GTA IV. They still totally suck compared to Saint's Row though. It's a nice change to get back into the car after jumping around on buildings like Spider-Man in Saint's Row 4. I'm having fun at the game. We'll see how it goes. I sure suck at Tennis.

    Update 9/27

  • Chiliadmystery.com - Some peeps are saying this is a Rockstar owned domain
  • [SPOILERS] /r/chiliadmystery - Been obsessed over the UFO's & Mt. Chiliad. No one can figure it out yet, but it's all very cool! I hope I can get 100% this weekend so I can start looking myself!

    Update 9/26

  • So you can do this...
  • 100% Completion Guide - So 100% is not really 100%. I rmember it took us months to get 100% in Vice City and San Andreas. People are doing it in a week.

    m0rb0: I'm up to 34% complete. I keep getting killed by mountain lions and sharks.

    Update 9/25

  • 16bit GTAV

    m0rb0: been too busy to play lately. Maybe tonight.

    Update 9/23

  • Grand Theft Auto 5 'Mythbusters' blow the police away - The Tow thing is funny.
  • Rockstar investigating 'Missing Cars' glitch
  • GTA Online moves to 32 players?
  • Trevor, Michael, Franklin - The voice actors for the protagonists. Cool!

    Update 9/22

  • I unlocked the 3rd guy. Trevor.
  • [ SPOILER ] Spaceship Parts make this..
  • GTAV Cheats- Not all the codes are out yet. Not many good ones yet...
  • Boat with scuba gear (MAP)
  • Bigfoot: Confirmed?
  • In-Game URL Maps - In-Game internet URL to get maps with locations for jumps, pics, item locations, etc.

    Update 9/21:

  • Using the '$25,000 briefcase' trick below, I got $650k. Bought a plane!
  • Got it and played through the night! Im up to 12% after 9hours of gameplay. Looking to unlock the whole map at the beginning, but it's SO HUGE! There's tons of distractions. Of course I'm late to the party, but thr game so far is awesome! I hate to tell Nebu, but the driving is not much better than gta4. It feels somewhat "fake".

    Nebu: I'm waiting for the PC or at least Black Friday. I still need to beat Skyrim.

  • GTA V finally makes me feel special
  • Spaceship Parts map [HI-RES]
  • Stunt Jump Map [HI-RES]
  • Unlimited money 'Glitch'
  • Vehicle List [Reddit]

    COMMENTS (17) | GRAND THEFT AUTO | DIGG
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    Trickshot
    Marine

    September 18th, 2013 @ 7:41PM

    Registered:
    2006-10-22
    Location:
    Lansing, Michigan
    Posts: 701
    Better to play it now than wait for the PC port when everyone is done with it. Try to get anyone to talk to you about Skyrim.
    jdLordHelmet
    Good is Dumb

    September 19th, 2013 @ 8:05PM

    Registered:
    2003-12-22
    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    Posts: 1317
    I was really torn and thought I was going to wait for PC, but decided to go ahead and get it for 360 today. Really frustrating seeing jagged lines and knowing it wouldn't be there on pc. Anyone who tells you the graphics are good is not a pc gamer. They are only "good" compared to other 360 games, marginally. The game is fun though.
    m0rb0
    Op

    September 21st, 2013 @ 5:08PM

    Registered:
    2003-03-27
    Location:
    San Antonio, TX.
    Posts: 532
    Very true.
    I saw a screenshot on reddit last week that shoed Max Payne 3 (PC) from like 10years ago.....they were as good if not BETTEr than current gen PS3 GTA gfx....



    The ps3 "jaggies" are less in number and severity. XB360 makes the game look less refined. PC version is destined to be glorious.
    killer6600
    Marine

    September 21st, 2013 @ 6:39PM

    Registered:
    2007-06-16
    Location:
    canada
    Posts: 1695
    the driving is vastly improved for cars in this game, and motorcycles too, it doesn't feel like you're on a really fast tour defrance bike anymore

    this is the game I wanted when I bought gta 4
    m0rb0
    Op

    September 21st, 2013 @ 9:31PM

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    Location:
    San Antonio, TX.
    Posts: 532
    I think its to video-game like. Maybe the problem in gta4 was it was too sim-like. I dunno, I don't like either one very much.

    San Andreas was great for driving, so was Vice City.
    Trickshot
    Marine

    September 22nd, 2013 @ 9:31AM

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    Location:
    Lansing, Michigan
    Posts: 701
    The graphics on the 360 are fine considering it`s 8 year old hardware. They`re probably just waiting for all console owners to buy it because once it`s ports to PC it``l be instantly pirateable.
    m0rb0
    Op

    September 22nd, 2013 @ 9:46AM

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    Location:
    San Antonio, TX.
    Posts: 532
    Oh there's no doubt about that. But this whole idea of a petition, and the PC nerd'ers "demanding a PC" announcement are getting annoying.
    Charkoth
    Right Wing Extremist

    September 23rd, 2013 @ 8:18AM

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    2003-05-08
    Location:
    OHIO
    Posts: 2764
    Why? Consumers have a right to demand whatever they want as they are the ones (potentially) paying for it.

    Not everyone wants to play a game that looks like it was made 10 years ago because it is running on hardware designed 10 years ago.
    m0rb0
    Op

    September 23rd, 2013 @ 12:49PM

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    Location:
    San Antonio, TX.
    Posts: 532
    Oh, I just meant that to me, a PC version is a foregone conclusion. No need to get worked up into a mess. It's going to happen.
    killer6600
    Marine

    September 24th, 2013 @ 12:46PM

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    Location:
    canada
    Posts: 1695
    it really speaks to the useless-ness of petitions in general, and how it's been amplified in todays age.

    before at least someone had to go door to door or to malls to pester people to sign something the person cared about.

    now you go to change.org or whatever and fill out your cut and paste petition and beg for page views and button clicks from anonymous people.
    Blazer
    Instigator

    September 26th, 2013 @ 10:22AM

    Registered:
    2003-09-04
    Location:
    Syracuse, NY
    Posts: 2046
    I'm up to 65% and will very likely strive for 100%. Here's a bunch of tips and relevant links I've been compiling on my own blog. Having a blast playing this game.
    killer6600
    Marine

    September 26th, 2013 @ 7:27PM

    Registered:
    2007-06-16
    Location:
    canada
    Posts: 1695
    why is 100% not really 100%?

    i'm trying not to click on guides to it till I need to.

    do you mean it's just not as hard as it was before or that 100% now isn't full 100% till gta online comes out?
    Blazer
    Instigator

    September 26th, 2013 @ 10:15PM

    Registered:
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    Location:
    Syracuse, NY
    Posts: 2046
    You don't have to actually do everything that's possible in the game to get 100%. For example, you only need 14/26 random events, 25/50 stunt jumps, and fly under 25/50 bridges.
    killer6600
    Marine

    September 27th, 2013 @ 3:01AM

    Registered:
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    Location:
    canada
    Posts: 1695
    oh, well that is ridiculous.

    LaGG
    Peon v2.0

    September 28th, 2013 @ 7:31PM

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    2003-03-30
    Location:
    Phoenix, Arizona
    Posts: 761
    I think the motorcycles in this one are way too sensitive, vice city had the best motorcycles. Driving for the cars is good though.
    CRowsey
    Peon

    September 28th, 2013 @ 7:39PM

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    Lagg, out of curiosity as I haven`t picked the game up yet, have you ever ridden a motorcycle? Severe thunderstorms the only time I don`t ride I`d be really annoyed if it wasn`t at least somewhat realistic in-game.
    Blazer
    Instigator

    December 4th, 2013 @ 10:43AM

    Registered:
    2003-09-04
    Location:
    Syracuse, NY
    Posts: 2046
    If you want to get rich save the assassination missions for the end of the game once you've banked the most money from the final heist. They're denoted by a green L on the map. The first one is required to progress the story, but the rest can be done later. This guide explains how to make billions using the stock during assassinations.

    Also, you mentioned the strip club. Did you happen to notice the shape of the stage and surrounding room?

    EDITED: 2013-12-09 10:18:07


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